Jackie's Review of Welcome to the Hood on Elephant Journal
Jackie’s take on one of the newest climbing films featuring some of the top boulders in the world. Check it out!

Jackie’s take on one of the newest climbing films featuring some of the top boulders in the world. Check it out!

Colette McInerney, aka pro climber Joe Kinder’s better half, has recently taken up a drill and joined the boys in developing new routes the hard way. Not too many girls are known for putting up new routes, especially those that require aid climbing with power tools, so I emailed Colette to ask her a few questions about why she started bolting and what it is like. She was hesitant, as she is very new to bolting and doesn’t want to take away from the girls who have done more, but she agreed to share her early experiences with the rest of us who are curious about just what it would take to put up our own routes.
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CFH: Thanks for talking with us Colette! So, what inspired you to start bolting?
CM: I wrote a piece about the bolters in the St George area a couple of years ago. I guess I’ve always been a little fascinated by the people that bolt, and why they do it. My boyfriend Joe was definitely a big catalyst. He has been bolting a ton the last few years. He was always messing with me and telling me how “easy” it is to try and convince me to just try it. We also knew we were coming back to an area where we had climbed a lot and we were looking for some new potential for routes. I knew if we embarked on any of these new walls, I was going to have to learn how to bolt or I’d just be sitting around.
CFH: What was your first bolting experience like?
CM: Since I’ve really have only had first experiences, it’s pretty fresh in my mind. It was like many things you do for the first time, intimidating, and then more doable than you pictured. Then there were some unwelcomed hard things about it, and finally it was really rewarding in the end.
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Colette lookin’ fashionable, as usual. You can read her fashion column in Urban Climber.
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CFH: Isn’t that drill heavy?
CM: Ha, yes! But actually Joe has a couple of really light drills (Bosch 36V, Dewalt 24V), so they are probably lighter than some drills used in the past. I could hold it with one hand, but then again I’m pretty strong (haha) [ed. no, really, Colette is pretty strong. She has climbed routes up to mid 5.13]. The hammering and bolt tightening proved more difficult than the actual drilling for me. Turns out I’m pretty uncoordinated when it comes to hammer/nail/eye/hand coordination. I was always whacking my hands on stuff! Your knuckles get really crunked up.
CFH: Ouch. Sounds…fun? So how did you pick your route?
CM: The one in Ely had an obvious tufa feature half way up the route, so it was an aesthetically obvious pick. The other was a line on a face in a newer area. I knew it was would an easy for a first line to bolt, considering it wasn’t too steep and I could rap off a neighboring routes anchors. I actually didn’t know if it would be any good. It was really cool to see it comes together and be a great line.
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Colette up high prepping her new route.
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CFH: So do you clean it before or after you bolt?
CM: You can clean a bit while you’re bolting, as you’re getting an idea of where the route will go and how it will climb, like knocking off little crozzlies. But I did the majority of cleaning after I got all the bolts in. You still don’t know exactly were the route will go until you’re climbing on it.
CFH: Makes sense. So you could put the bolts in the wrong place by accident then. I guess having a lot of climbing experience would help because you’d have an easier time seeing the line. Did you bolt on lead or rap the line first?
CM: I did both the when Joe was teaching me. We set up a mini top rope system so I could understand rap bolting, then afterwards I put a few bolts in on lead. I was using removable bolts when I was lead bolting which I’m guessing are a little easier than lead bolting on gear or hooks or something, scary! My next route I did all rap bolting because it wasn’t too steep and I had an anchor already in place.
CFH: How do you choose where to put the bolts? Do you search for clipping positions? Or do you just guess based on distance from bolt to bolt and the approximate line you want to take?
CM: Yeah that’s definitely a hard part and something I’m sure you get better at over time. It’s kind of a guessing game for sure. I mean, you try to get an idea of where you’ll clip from but sometimes the route looks like it could go two different ways. Sometimes holds you thought you would use you don’t even touch. It definitely made me think more about judging other people’s routes. At that stage in the development everything is in the air. I think it’s the bolters responsibility to make changes to the route afterwards if something needs to be fixed or a bolt should be moved because it’s dangerous or in a really bad spot. But I can understand how bolters are like “well that clipping stance is fine,” because not every bolt will be in a perfect place.
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Colette chillin’ with some coffee
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CFH: It seems like it’d be a pretty hard job. Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes before you criticize, huh? Do you feel safe climbing on bolts you placed? Is there some added mental security or insecurity from climbing on your own bolts?
CM: I feel pretty safe on bolts in general. It isn’t often you hear about bolts just snapping off routes. Usually that kind of gear is obviously corroded to the eye. I think putting in bolts, if anything, reemphasizes the durability of hardware you’re putting in the wall. I could maybe see myself scrutinizing bolts placements in the future more, and feeling safer depending on the type of bolt used. But putting in the bolt itself isn’t so technical, those things aren’t going anywhere.
CFH: That’s comforting to hear. Beforehand, did you practice placing bolts and using the drill? Where and how?
CM: Yes, I practiced on a more chossy cliff in Ely, NV where I wasn’t afraid to mess up some nice Ceuse line on the wall. We set up a top rope system on some older abandoned anchors and I bolted a couple of holes top down. I wasn’t too high off the ground so Joe could easily coach me through the process.
CFH: What should people do if they’d like to learn to bolt and don’t have someone to teach them?
CM: Well I think you need someone to teach you on some level. My advice would be to find out who is bolting in your community and at least have a conversation with them about the basics of bolting and the best kind of hardware to use. I think the people who bolt in most communities are open to answering questions about bolting and making sure people who are interested are doing it the right way.
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CFH: Makes sense. And it sounds like a cool job. Is there anything else you’d like to share?
CM: Yeah, I’d like to make a full disclosure about my bolting experience. I’ve only bolted like one route in my whole life, so I’m definitely no bolting guru. There are a lot of people that have been bolting for a long time and don’t get much recognition. When I did a short piece on FFA’s I asked some of the women why more women didn’t bolt, and I got a variety of answers, from the fact that the drill was too heavy to the idea that most women didn’t necessarily identify with that branch of the climbing community. Mainly I think it’s a numbers game. There are a ton of men who have never put in a bolt, and with the male to female ratio it’s not surprising more women haven’t bolted. Not to mention the fact I think most men start bolting is because they climb themselves out of areas and bolting is the only way out. These days I have a lifetime of climbing in most areas, there’s not much need for me to bolt. Most people don’t wake up like I want to go bolt today, they do it because they don’t have anything to climb on.
CFH: Ha ha. Thanks Colette!
In the Spring of 2011 Jackie got to visit Fontainebleau. Here are a couple of problems she climbed.
Did anybody else love Bizarro comics by Dan Piraro as a kid?
Once upon a time, I was looking for a new pair of climbing shoes.
Once Upon A Time 5.11c, Enchanted Tower, New Mexico, USA
Now, I love the Five Ten Stealth rubber, and I swear by my Five Ten Team shoes. But, with my big fat kankle (see ankle sprain blog post here) my Team shoes no longer fit. I’ve long struggled with an achilles heel problem (on the same injured foot), so it’s been quite challenging to find a right shoe (literally, in this case) to fit.
Initially, I looked for a (Cinderella) slipper to do the trick.
What better than supple, stretchy leather for my slow and steady ankle recovery. Enter, the Five Ten Anasazi Moccasym.

The helpful gear expert at Brooklyn Boulders told me that, in his experience, the Moccs stretch out at least a full size after use.
With that in mind, I tried both a men’s size 6 and size 6.5—in which the latter I wear my 5.10 Team shoes.

I never fully realized how effective toe hooking could be until I wore the Team shoes. The heel cup on the Teams fit my foot perfectly. And, despite the aggressive downturn, I can toe down on even the most technical slab with the ease of spiderman.
I even sent Hueco’s Font-esque classic Slim Pickins (V5 slab) in my Team shoes.
Unfortunately, with the Moccs, a size 6 wasn’t even close. I imagine I’d need a size 5 in the Mocc’s before the shoe would actually feel snug. And, with their loose reputation, I’m not sure if a 4.5 wouldn’t be better.
Anxious to make use of my free 2-day shipping with Amazon Prime (and free returns), I kept looking.
Next up? The Five Ten Dragons.

Heralded as the ultimate bouldering shoe of legends Fred Nicole and Dave Graham, I couldn’t resist purchasing the Dragons. After all, the lace-up design would certainly give my fat ankle both breathing room and room for adjustment.
Plus, a boulderer at heart, I couldn’t bring myself to abandon a serious down-turn toe.
My climbing shoe situation was turning dire, as these are my current go-to shoe:

Yes, those are my current climbing shoes—a blast from the ’90s past (crop top not included)—complete with a hole in the heel and a deteriorating sole. Bonus points if you can guess the name of these vintage Five Tens.
Nevertheless, I remained optimistic about the Dragons. And, thanks to Amazon, didn’t have to wait long to satiate my voracious and girly appetite for shoes.
So, if I wear a size 5 in Moccasyms and a 6.5 in Teams, what should I do to tame the Dragon?
I figured, once again, I’d size the Dragons with my Team shoes. Except this time, if the Dragons ran large, I’d be ok with a little extra room and comfort for my kankle.
The day came. The package arrived. The shoes were de-boxed.
Nobody was more surprised than me (and maybe Harry Potter) to discover that Dragons run small!
It’s like living a climbing version of the Goldilocks fairy tale! Too big, too small, I need them just right…
If I were to wear the Dragons as tight as my Teams, I’d take a size 7. With my kankle, I’d probably need a size 7.5. In all reality and seriousness, though, these shoes are far too aggressive for my injury.
In the end, no shoe fit.
I guess, for now, I’ll have to wear the same old vintage (tattered) shoes I’ve been sporting. Instead of getting the shoes designed exclusively by/for Fred Nicole, I’m pretty sure I’m wearing shoes so old they once belonged to him.
In conclusion, if you’re buying La Sportiva, a 35.5 is a 35.5 is a 35.5—no matter if you’re wearing Testarossas, Solutions, or Miuras.
If you’re buying Five Ten, however, well, I have absolutely no idea. But, for me, compared to what you wear in the Team shoe, go +0.5 for Dragons and -1.5 or -2 for Moccs.
And hope, one day…
…they all live happily ever after.
Goldilocks, Arch Rock 5.12a, Yosemite Valley, California, USA
THE END.
Chris Schulte in Independence Pass, Colorado. Photo by Randyl Nielson.